in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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