im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
