I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
