Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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