She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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