She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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