just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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