No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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