I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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