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So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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