i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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