Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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