Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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