Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I had to cum in my sink.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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