Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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