Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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