I smell stomach acid.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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