So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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