"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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