do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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