So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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