"it" just moved
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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