ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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