I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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