She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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