Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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