why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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