watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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