Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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