Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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