So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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it was like eating out sand paper
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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