I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Randomize
