Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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