Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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