I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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