This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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