so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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