Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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