your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
