Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she pinky promised me she was 18
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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