i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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