nut hugger
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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