Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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