i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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