I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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