i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love black thongs
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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