Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is this the sara with the beer cane?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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