her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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