it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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