just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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