if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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