i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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