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she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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