i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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