you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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