he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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