I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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