so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Too much gin, very little bucket
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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