just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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